Thursday, July 10, 2008

Appetite for Destruction

"Welcome to the Jungle!" There is a little monster in my house diguised as the tiny baby I gave birth to 13 months ago. He has similar features and continues to respond, when I call him Jadon, but the monster is far more wild than I ever dreamed my sweet little baby would ever be. He terrorizes our cat through the sliding glass doors, he runs and hides when we catch him in things he's not supposed to be in, he throws anything he can get his hands on into the toilet, if we forget to close the bathroom door (including Daddy's boxer shorts on Monday), he digs potting soil out of the plants and throws it all over the floor within seconds...and then takes off running (like on Tuesday), and he has a devilish grin that is hard not to laugh at (like everyday). Uh oh! How many months until I have two of these on my hands??? (www.babysalamanca.blogspot.com)

Here's the ornery boy getting into a few of his favorite things this past week:




The finished product:


Here he is eating the heck outta some blueberries (poor Mommy has to deal with the aftermath in the mornings, when Daddy is at work):
And here he is destroying our living room, starting with the entertainment center drawer full of DVDs. They really don't make tot locks for every type of drawer :/ He MUST learn that "No" means "No" at some point, right???

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